It’s a tad unfair to choose this article for such a daft reason, but you should read it if only for the pleasure of coming across this marvellous sentence in The Independent:
“Muslims in Darlington have been raising money for semtex by organising panda fights.”
The article by Mark Steel pours Montypythonesque scorn upon a popular trashy tabloid newspaper which shamelessly invents stories demonising Muslims.
Wife-beating? That’s fine – unless you’re a Muslim
There’s also a panda-less and more detailed article about the same subject too:
