A group of wise philosophers set out to discover the exact moment of the End of the World. They travelled far and wide and contemplated the mystery for many years. Having consulted every source of wisdom, they finally turned to Mullah Nasrudin.
“We hear that you know when the End of the World will occur,” they said.
“Why certainly!” replied Nasrudin with confidence. “The End of the World will be when I die.”
“When you die?” they asked in confusion. “Are you certain?”
“Well, it will be for me, that’s for sure!” replied Mullah Nasrudin.